The World Without Cheese

   The world without cheese would be a sad, sad place. Food would never be the same. Lasagna and pizza would be completely different than usual because there wouldn't be any cheese for it. Soup wouldn't be nearly as delicious because there wouldn't be any Parmesan cheese to sprinkle on top. There wouldn't be any delicious Irish cheese to eat with apples and strawberries. There wouldn't be any squeaky cheese to make people laugh. There wouldn't be any nacho cheese. There would be no Feta cheese for Greek salads. There wouldn't be any cheese factories to go visit and get free cheese samples from; no Tillamook cheese factory, no Hilmar cheese factory. And also . . . I can hardly say it . . . There would be no fried cheese curds. *GASP* Fried cheese curds is one of the most delicious and deadly things that I have ever eaten in my whole life. The world without them would just be sad. So, so sad.

One of the major problems with a world without cheese is that there wouldn't be a moon! Everybody knows that the moon is made of cheese. Wallace and Grommet even said so! If the world didn't have cheese, that means that we wouldn't have a moon, which means that we would all burn up from the heat of the sun, and we would all DIE!!!!

So, basically, the food in a world without cheese wouldn't taste nearly as delicious as it does now, and, in the end, we would all burn up and die.

Thanks for reading!
~ M. Frankfurt